NOSTALGIA
Pac man! :< – - – - -
Totally looks like pac man there
NOSTALGIA
Pac man! :< – - – - -
Totally looks like pac man there
I’m a new writer! I’m totally not an imposter like that other dude was, though. No way, man! I’m totally for real, and not decieving alek! Oh yeaaah…
Don’t worry though, ill prolly never post again.
OMG I LOVE THIS GAME.
IT DESERVES TEN STARS BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME.
NOW A FLURRY OF IMAGES AND TOTALLY COOL CAPTIONS, BECAUSE ITALICIZING=COOL.

ISNT IT VERY GREAAAAAAT

IT LOOKS SO FINE

UNLIKE THIS UGLY BEAST
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YEAH!
NOW HERE ARE SOME TAGS. Call of Duty 4!
Hey, Scruffy Cable readers! This is a post Alek made on his old site, but is now being stolen!
| Sniper | |
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| Basic Info | |
| Class: | Sniper |
| Type: | Support |
| Health: | 125 |
| Speed: | 100% (27% while zoomed; 1.3% while zoomed and crouched) |
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The Sniper is the class for players who love to hang back and pick people off from a distance. Perfect for hiding in hard-to-see areas, the Sniper can pick off slow moving classes like the Heavy with ease. The Sniper is also ideal for eliminating an enemy Medic healing a Heavy or Soldier, giving your team a chance to advance.
The Sniper Rifle charges in strength the longer the Sniper remains zoomed in. The Sniper Rifle’s laser sight will expand until fully charged. The Sniper has very little close-combat defense, sporting only a Submachine gun which isn’t immensely powerful, and a Kukri.
Voice actor: John Patrick Lowrie
AKA:
Country of Origin: Australia
Job: Precision Elimination
Personal Motto: “Pink Cloud of Death”
A hard-as-nails customer from down-under whose finely honed marksman’s eye is a credit to the team. To him, his enemies are only so many giant, walking heads waiting to be turned into, as he puts it, a ‘fine red mist’. An avid big-game hunter, he enjoys roughing it in the outback. He once slept in the corpse of a water buffalo just to survive.
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Note: Weapon damage is approximate and measured at point blank range. See individual weapon pages for details.
| Type | Weapon | Ammo Loaded | Ammo Carried | Damage Range |
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| Primary | Sniper Rifle | 1 | 25 | 110-195 (Capable of headshots dealing 2x damage) (34-66 uncharged, 100% charged shot + headshot = instant kill]) |
| Secondary | Submachine gun | 25 | 75 | 8-12 per bullet at 10/sec = 80-120/sec (2x damage for a Critical hit) |
| Melee | Kukri | N/A | N/A | 43-87 (195 for a Critical hit) at a rate of a little more than 1 hit per second |
| Classes |
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| Scout • Soldier • Pyro • Demoman • Heavy • Engineer • Medic • Sniper • Spy |
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So hey, look at my old site, to see what you’re not missing! OH RIGHT, I deleted it! But don’t get angry at me, old site! Or I’ll act all threatening and pound my fists on the table! Yeah!
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SEEYA LATER Alligatorz.
I can’t believe it, this is better then anything! I’ll be in the midnight line, WHICH DOESN’T MAKE ME A NERD, BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE, AND THAT IS WHY I LEFT MY OLD SITE. I WILL DENY ALL ALLEGATIONS OF SUCH… TOMFOOLERY!
OMG!
This calls for some advertising on my site header using good ol’ copypaste!
Going to the Kalahari. Feel free to follow me around! I’m such a celebrity like that. Yeah! Oh yeah.
Yeah. We are going to use ten. Because having a score like 93 or 52 would be the end of the whole damned world, seriously. ARBITRARY NUMBERS, HOLY SHIT!
This is what would happen if I did this in a review
TITLE OF REVIEW
Lorem ipsum, great game!
Score: 93 out of 100
OMG OMG OMG




SO THAT’s why I;ll be using ten. Right? That makes sense. RIGHT!??!?!
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