lol

26 03 2008

NOSTALGIA

Pac man! :< – - – - -

Totally looks like pac man there





hey

22 03 2008

I’m a new writer! I’m totally not an imposter like that other dude was, though. No way, man! I’m totally for real, and not decieving alek! Oh yeaaah…

Don’t worry though, ill prolly never post again.





OMGOMG SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWLZ!!!#1!131!!!tioimb

21 03 2008

OMG I LOVE THIS GAME.

IT DESERVES TEN STARS BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME.

NOW A FLURRY OF IMAGES AND TOTALLY COOL CAPTIONS, BECAUSE ITALICIZING=COOL.

ISNT IT VERY GREAAAAAAT

IT LOOKS SO FINE

UNLIKE THIS UGLY BEAST

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NOW HERE ARE SOME TAGS. Call of Duty 4!





We have teh steam groupz!

21 03 2008




TF2 for teh Winnarz: Adcvanced Tech for teh Sniper!

21 03 2008

Hey, Scruffy Cable readers! This is a post Alek made on his old site, but is now being stolen!

Sniper

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Sniper
Basic Info
Class: Sniper
Type: Support
Health: 125
Speed: 100%
(27% while zoomed;
1.3% while zoomed
and crouched)

Contents

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Information

The Sniper is the class for players who love to hang back and pick people off from a distance. Perfect for hiding in hard-to-see areas, the Sniper can pick off slow moving classes like the Heavy with ease. The Sniper is also ideal for eliminating an enemy Medic healing a Heavy or Soldier, giving your team a chance to advance.

The Sniper Rifle charges in strength the longer the Sniper remains zoomed in. The Sniper Rifle’s laser sight will expand until fully charged. The Sniper has very little close-combat defense, sporting only a Submachine gun which isn’t immensely powerful, and a Kukri.

Bio

Voice actor: John Patrick Lowrie

AKA:

Country of Origin: Australia

Job: Precision Elimination

Personal Motto: “Pink Cloud of Death”

A hard-as-nails customer from down-under whose finely honed marksman’s eye is a credit to the team. To him, his enemies are only so many giant, walking heads waiting to be turned into, as he puts it, a ‘fine red mist’. An avid big-game hunter, he enjoys roughing it in the outback. He once slept in the corpse of a water buffalo just to survive.

Taunts

  • Sniper Rifle
    • The sniper waves and says:
      • “Dudey!”
      • “Thanks fer standin’ still, wanker!”
      • “There ya go!”
      • “Wave goodbye to yer ‘ead, wanker!”
      • “G’Day!”

  • Submachine gun
    • The sniper kicks his heels together, punches the air and says:
      • “God save the queen!”
      • “Yaaaagh!”

  • Kukri
    • The sniper takes off his hat, holds it across his chest with a solemn expression and mumbles:
      • “Y’got blood on my knife, mate.”
      • “You’d best keep lyin’ down.”
      • “That funeral ain’t gonna be open casket.”

Strategy

Main article: Sniper strategy
Keep the laser sight on a nearby object.

Keep the laser sight on a nearby object.

  • When your Rifle is zoomed, keep it focused on the windowsill or a nearby object, so your victims won’t see your laser sight ahead and take another path (see image).
  • Although a fully charged shot is great way to get a sniper kill, a single uncharged headshot to an enemy is usually enough to kill them. So if pressed for time always take the headshot.
  • On most maps it is a good idea to get a kill or two and switch locations, it throws off players you have taken out who will be hunting for you after they respawn.
  • Keep an eye on your HUD and if you see a lot of people around you dying from backstabs, switch to your Kukri, or run.
  • Having a high sensitivity is very important for turning around quickly and being able to keep your reticule on the enemy when they are strafing. If you are used to a low sensitivity then you should try to increase it by a couple of points every few rounds. This way you will get used to having a higher sensitivity and help reduce that feeling of ‘awkwardness’ when you go from a low to a high sensitivity.
  • To stop the automatic re-zoom of the Sniper Rifle’s scope, either press the zoom button again after firing a shot, or turn off the automatic re-zoom in the options menu.
  • While Snipers are classed as a support class and may seem like a defensive class, they can be used effectively on offense as well. On maps like Dustbowl, for instance, they are invaluable for peeking out and taking out enemies; particularly Engineers, their Sentry guns, other Snipers, Demomen setting traps on the objective, and of course any part of a Medic/Heavy combo. Don’t be afraid to try them on offense in more close quarters maps such as 2fort though, especially if the enemy team is turtling in the Intelligence room.
  • A few charged up shots can take out buildings from outside their range.
  • On many maps crouching (Default key “Ctrl” for PC or “X” on 360) will allow you to be a much smaller target and can shift your field of vision while zoomed. For example: crouching in the back part of a front entrance in 2fort allows you to see the upper tier of the opposing fort but makes it harder to look into the water.
    • If you are entering a new area (like moving to the second Control point) try and use crouch to peek out. It will be likely the enemies have already set up a defense and are on the look out for enemies. Always remember that crouching will dramatically decrease your movement speed, but you can use this to your advantage because moving in slowly should be less noticeable than just running out.
  • If your field of vision will only show the body of the enemy then try a fully charged body shot – in most situations this should be enough to bring them down or enough for your team-mates to finish them off.
  • Take out the Medic first, a fully charged body shot will usually do the trick.
  • In a Sniper duel, pay attention to how many Snipers the enemy team has and the respawn timer. If the enemy has two Snipers and you pick them off, you may have 10 to 12 seconds to concentrate on other targets.

Weapons

Note: Weapon damage is approximate and measured at point blank range. See individual weapon pages for details.

Type Weapon Ammo Loaded Ammo Carried Damage Range
Primary Sniper Rifle 1 25 110-195 (Capable of headshots dealing 2x damage) (34-66 uncharged, 100% charged shot + headshot = instant kill])
Secondary Submachine gun 25 75 8-12 per bullet at 10/sec = 80-120/sec (2x damage for a Critical hit)
Melee Kukri N/A N/A 43-87 (195 for a Critical hit) at a rate of a little more than 1 hit per second

See also


Classes
ScoutSoldierPyroDemomanHeavyEngineerMedicSniperSpy

Retrieved from “http://tf2wiki.net/wiki/Sniper

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Time to take content!

21 03 2008

You’ve already seen it all already on another site, but who cares? All I care about is my ego; getting all the extra views! Yeah!

So hey, look at my old site, to see what you’re not missing! OH RIGHT, I deleted it! But don’t get angry at me, old site! Or I’ll act all threatening and pound my fists on the table! Yeah!





Gun: A Really Gun Game

21 03 2008

HEY MY NAME IS PATRICK. I LOVE ALEK SO MUCH, I HOPE I CAN BE ALL POWERFUL LIEK HIM ONE DAY. The power that’s inside… pokemon!

I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it. I like gun. It’s cool! But I don’t get it.

SEEYA LATER Alligatorz.





OMG! SUPER SMASH IS SOON!

21 03 2008

I can’t believe it, this is better then anything! I’ll be in the midnight line, WHICH DOESN’T MAKE ME A NERD, BECAUSE I AM NOT ONE, AND THAT IS WHY I LEFT MY OLD SITE. I WILL DENY ALL ALLEGATIONS OF SUCH… TOMFOOLERY!

OMG!

This calls for some advertising on my site header using good ol’ copypaste!





Going ON HOLIDAY *guitar*

21 03 2008

Going to the Kalahari. Feel free to follow me around! I’m such a celebrity like that. Yeah! Oh yeah.





ratingz

21 03 2008

Yeah. We are going to use ten. Because having a score like 93 or 52 would be the end of the whole damned world, seriously. ARBITRARY NUMBERS, HOLY SHIT!

This is what would happen if I did this in a review

TITLE OF REVIEW

Lorem ipsum, great game!

Score: 93 out of 100

OMG OMG OMG

SO THAT’s why I;ll be using ten. Right? That makes sense. RIGHT!??!?!

So join us! Join us! JOIN us! JOIN US! EMAIL ME HERE! Join us! JOIN US! WE NEED WRITERS! Because half the ones we do have never right fucking ever. Seriously. But who cares? ITOTALLY won’t complain when I’m doing all the work, even though it pissed me off on MY old site and made me make this one.
You gotta love me!