“Cable” is a word associated with technology and other such things, as I’m sure you’re not aware because you’re dumb. Since this site mostly covers both of those things, and I deny that I enjoy them in public to look like a cool kid who obviously isn’t a nerd, the title is great, and NO ARGUING! The “scruffy” part of the name also suggests that we don’t actually intend to always cover what I just said we would, and instead cover stuff no one gives a shit about, like our daily lives. Also, it shows that our views, coming from teenagers, are retarded!Since Alek, the BIG NASTY MEAN BOSS (and main writer of this site), is coming from his old site, some of the posts may be stolen. A few of the posts may even be duplicates of what he already published on that old site, because he hates the writers who work there and doesn’t want to give them any credit. He’s even stolen some of his content! Yay!
We look forward to providing with the average content you’d find on any other site as often as I want, because we are the best ever! Fuck you!
